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I wanted to cover my bases, know what was up at all times. So I started following real-time search results on Twitter for the word “homeless.” How naive I was.

The filth and vile that that column brings me everyday, when it doesn’t defeat me, cuts my work out for me. It’s unbelievable how callous we are as a society when our ills are shown so continuously in our faces. We steel ourselves — out of necessity — just to get through the day. It kills our compassion, slowly but surely.

I remember once being down and out in Paris, as it were, and having to beg for money. I was in Paris backpacking, trying to “find myself,” or something. My being broke was the result of bad planning and the beer halls of Germany. I needed to get money for food and an internet connection to find out where my friends were and maybe get some money wired from my parents.

So there I sat, on top of my backpack, outside the entrance to the Gare de Norde train station on the north side of Paris, hat in my hand, upturned and offered empty to passersby. And that was honestly one of the most humiliating, uncomfortable experiences of my adult life. For 30 minutes I held the hat timidly and refused to look up at anyone who might give me change. After a while I began to glance up, with a look somewhere between puppy-dog and feigned-dignity. After some time, head again bowed in humility, some man of the cloth breezed by quickly and dropped a ten or twenty, some ungodly amount at the time, into my hat.

And so it is with this anecdote that I would like to publicly call out a tweet I just read:

When did homeless ppl get so lazy? I just had a homeless man ask for a dollar, no eye contact or nothin… i mean make me believe u want it

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A Stampede of Animal Abuse in Calgary

Yee-haw! Today marks the start of the one of North America’s oldest and largest celebrations of smacking animals around: the Calgary Stampede.

This event, which takes place in Alberta, is expected to draw over one million visitors, including Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper. What are these people flocking to watch? According to Calvary Stampede spokesperson Doug Fraser, 25,000 come to specifically watch calf roping. Calf roping is accurately described by SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness (SHARK) as “the most cowardly rodeo event.” This faux sport consists of macho cowboys roping baby cows that are usually about three or four months old. As the folks at SHARK explain, “the calf is roped so violently she becomes airborne before slamming into the ground. This process can break the calf’s neck, back or legs.”

Other intellectually stimulating highlights include steer wrestling and bronc riding. No word as to whether or not electric prods will be used for the latter event. There’s also chuckwagon racing, which has the dubious honor of being the Stampede’s deadliest event. According to the Vancouver Humane Society, nearly 50 chuckwagon horses have been killed at the Calgary Stampede since 1986, mainly due to crashes and the stress of the 10 day extravaganza.

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Spirit Airlines Mocks Oil on Beaches

This week, Spirit’s online promotion displayed bikini clad ladies saturated in tanning oil. But those are not the only attractions for eager vacationers; just yesterday, an Arkansas family got to watch an oil-covered dolphin struggle for breath after it stranded on a North Florida beach. They tried to revive it, but the dolphin died en route to a rehabilitation organization in Panama City. There’s even video.

Oh, wait. I’m sorry, was that not funny? Maybe because Spirit Airlines’ promotion wasn’t funny either. Of course, that didn’t stop them.

Spirit emailed this ad to its subscribers on Tuesday at 1:21 p.m. I know this because I was one such subscriber. It’s no coincidence that the bottles of tanning oil just happen to be green and yellow; BPs colors. As you can see, the bottles are labeled “Best Protection,” with the “B” and the “P” highlighted in bold. In addition to the subject line of the email, the first sentence of the ad asked subscribers to “Check out the oil on our beaches. You won’t be disappointed.”

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